put ‘babe’ in my ask if you’d date me

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i am just like wow dang i want taco bell right now

then i remember that the taco bell is open til 1am, im 20 years old, and i have a car

but i am i going to go get the taco bell? no, cause im alone and its dark outside. i need an adultier adult.

gondory:

hello darkness my old friend

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Anonymous: (*´ェ`*)

(*´ェ`*) - i’m too shy to talk to you…

Aw, cutie. ;3; Never be afraid to come and talk to me!

Send me some cute emoticons!

altpunkmermaidprincess:

gamingartandlove:

So uh, I haven’t seen this on my dash, but check out this kickstarter!

They’re waterballoons that SELF TIE, make a HUNDRED at a time, AND AND they’re biodegradablee!! Seriously why isn’t this all over my dash yet??

They’ve already reached WAY over their goal, but you can still get some early bird deliveries for an early start of the water balloon madness!

What a time to be alive

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posted 7 hours ago 81935 ❤ || Reblog

unbadger:

20-something Ellie and an older Joel because i just need these two to be happy okay that’s all i want in life THEY DESERVE HAPPINESS bye

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thtwhitegurrl:

slutdust:

I bought my friend an elephant for their room.

They said “Thank you.”

I said “Don’t mention it.”

Is there a joke here that 15 thousand people get but I don’t?

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So we were sitting in class today

arialenelove:

margaretthemagicdragon:

and my U.S. History teacher was trying to get us to understand why it was such a big deal that England had put a tax on colonial sugar, and he goes,

"What if you had to pay a tax every time you logged onto wifi?"

And the whole class just went

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and I heard at least two people whisper “I would murder someone”

I will keep reblogging this in the name of historical science

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posted 9 hours ago 262641 ❤ || Reblog

Whenever I go on msparp as Bro, I am always bombarded by John rp’ers and it always startles me a little.

rotten-tears:

friendshipisalpaca:

rotten-tears:

what the heckies does “:3c” means

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OOOOOH

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motionburnsthemood:

Abandoned Amusement Park in New Orleans

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