mrbigode:

Cats do not like fruits

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I feel like most of my life choices can be summed up with this gif:
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theantiherooftime:

A number one dad, ten out of ten, Dad of the year, gettin laid all year this year, best dad ever, you did it.

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- Friend: : we have too many unfinished rps
- Me: : i know
- Friend: :
- Me: :
- Friend: :
- Me: :
- Friend: : So i have this idea for a rp.
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Yeah well, worst that can happen, they let me down again, I rain hellfire on their asses.

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smokeytomahawk:

adayto4get:

adayto4get:

IM CRYING BC THIS IS SO BEAUTIFUL

last time i looked (yesterday btw) this thing had 9k notes wtf

wow!

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So we were sitting in class today

lokisprotege:

margaretthemagicdragon:

and my U.S. History teacher was trying to get us to understand why it was such a big deal that England had put a tax on colonial sugar, and he goes,

"What if you had to pay a tax every time you logged onto wifi?"

And the whole class just went

image

and I heard at least two people whisper “I would murder someone”

The perfect comparison. 

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envycamacho:

offendings:

whit3nd:

grumpysalmon:

awwww-cute:

Brought my new puppy Charlie into work the other day. Had to follow the employee dress code

i just slammed my fists on the table

aww

SOFISKFID STOP ITTTTT

hELPPPP

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To all the Tumblr users who tend to use tags very liberally:

thejadedkiwano:

Let’s play a game.

Type the following words into your tags box, then post the first automatic tag that comes up.

you, also, what, when, why, how, look, because, never

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thirstlou:

remember when u were 9 and u were carrying ur little razor scooter and it would hit ur achilles and it felt like the earth was collapsing

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thepatientlywaitingfox:

she-wants-the-eod:

highball2814:

reverendrevenant:

I could have used this information over the last 29 years of my god damn life

My mom taught me to pack like this and she gets mad when I come to visit and sees that I don’t use it.

I need to remember this for uniforms.

Oh my god, I am learning this ASAP. HOW DID I NOT KNOW OF THIS BEFORE?!

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addleykoffin: SENDS U NUMBERS BECAUSE YOLO: 2 3 4 15 19 26 27 29 35 48 aaaannddd 95

oh man oh man oh man

lets see

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