sarcastic-snowflake:

So every morning I get off the train and start my 20 minute walk to work, and there’s this guy who’s always like 3 steps ahead of me and always beats me to the street corner bc I get stopped by the light and he passes it. but today I was ahead of him for the first time and he RUNS in front of me, turns around and goes “I’ve been winning for 2 months, can’t stop now, have a good day, see you tomorrow.”  tmrw I swear i’m wearing running shoes to work. 

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cyspixels:

kgm42986:

izziesworldofizzie:

stagecoachjessi:

Classic Hollywood Bloopers

And the greatest Hollywood blooper of all time:

These are WONDERFUL

these made me smile

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fappuclno:

when you and ya bestfriend say something at the exact same time
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castiel-counts-deans-freckles:

This is like a round of cards against humanity

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inebriatedpony:

mgodp:

He knows how everything works except people. 

That’s the most accurate assessment of Tony Stark’s character I’ve seen yet.

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nikkiimarchy:

catseverywhere:

Still learning how to cat. It’s a slow process.

He turns around like “THIS ISNT WORKING”

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New babe alert.

Everyone, this is Maxemillian Smith - he’s my precious music babe that I’ve been working on for quite a while. He is 26 years old and 6’1” tall, and has a voice that is so low you swear that you could picture him narrating your life.


Basically, imagine if bass from music could be personified. That’s Max.
He has freckles over his skin that glow and produce bioluminescent waves across his skin (like water rippling after a rock is dropped in) when he encounters/produces bass tones. They are usually brighter and faster the closer to the sound they are - so for example, the ‘ripples’ are brighter near his headphones while he listens to music.

He can produce very, VERY deep base tones with his own vocal range that he can use to defend himself, as well as use offensively.

His eyes will light up when he produces bass tones, which he uses to disrupt the matter around him, creating an effect similar to an earthquake, though he can also cause damage to the human body as well by using sound waves.

If you touch his skin, its like putting your hand on a loud speaker playing music that’s heavy on the bass.

Overall, Maxemillian is a peaceful person, and in the society he lives in, it is not overly rare for people like him to exist.

He’s got an younger brother named Grayson who has similar abilities (who is retroarcaderat character c; )

Oh yeah, he is also claimed by gemiiniibooty PS: Voice for this guy is basically Avi Kaplan from PTX.

goodolmoon:

rider-waite:

aconnormanning:

thecutestofthecute:

Please watch this video of a corgi on carousel and never be sad again.

THIS IS THE MOST IMPORTANT VIDEO

the world is a beautiful place after all

meatball

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fuckyeahfoxfriends:

This may be the most beautiful fox I’ve ever seen

(Source: flickr.com, via neutroncreambatch)

menthol-drops-and-angel-wings:

deansass:

snarkydean:

but if you sell your soul to a demon in return for being immortal do you just become soulless after a decade?

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LOOPHOLES

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